Crypto Is Crap

$CRAPTO

Interest rates on crack

Fed forgot how to cut rates → everyone ran to boring bonds. BTC -30% from ATH, ETFs bled billions.

Trump hit the red button

New China tariffs → biggest single-day crash in history. $370B wiped, $65B liquidated in 24h.

Everyone was 100x levered

Degen gamblers → $20B force-sold in one day. Worse than FTX collapse. Liquidation party of the century.

Whales cashed out & dipped

2021 OGs dumped 800k BTC in a month. Institutions yanked 1B+ from ETFs. Pure panic selling loop.

Hacks + fines + endless drama

$3B stolen in hacks in 2025 alone. Binance & friends eating new billion-dollar fines. Nobody trusts their Ledger anymore.